i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*
"OUR POWER DOESN'T COME FROM OUR STRENGTH... IT LIES IN OUR SOUL."
don’t worry, i wrote a rap specifically for this occasion
*whispers to boyfriend* I touched your boob